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Thursday, December 28, 2017

South Park: The Stick of Truth Trophy Guide

Welcome to the trophy guide for South Park: The Stick of Truth! This is a long game, in my opinion, and some of these trophies will require some thinking ahead as well as some grinding for a lot of things, but if you're already accustomed to doing those then we have no problem. Also be wary of missables, especially when hunting down the Chinpokomon. Anyways, let's get started!

*DUE TO THE RAUNCHY AND VULGAR NATURE OF SOUTH PARK, THE TROPHIES ALSO HAVE SOME VULGARITY WITHIN. FAIR WARNING TO ANYONE READING, BUT THIS IS SOUTH PARK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, SO IT SORT OF COMES WITH THE PACKAGE. ANYWAYS, THERE'S THE WARNING, SO LET'S START.*

South Park: The Stick of Truth Platinum Trophy Collected all South Park: The Stick of Truth trophies.
As per usual, collect every other trophy to nab this one. Nice job, Douchebag.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.
Story-related, can't be missed.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.
Story-related, can't be missed.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
During the story, you'll eventually get kidnapped by Kyle's elves, and after a couple missions, you're no longer stuck helping the elves. At that point, you can pick who to side with upon learning that Cartman's team and Kyle's team will be clashing at the school. Whomever you pick, you'll eventually face the leader at the end of the school, so you face Kyle if you side with Cartman, and vice versa. Either you need to do 2 playthroughs, or reload a save after you've defeated one of them.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
See KKK Hero.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Story-related, can't be missed, as the trophy clearly states.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
During your trip through the school, you'll face Gingers as enemies. You'll get grossed out when you don't block the attack. However, you have to simply let them bite you without blocking, just 3 times. It also doesn't have to be in the same battle, but you can always do that if you're worried.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Loot every Ginger you defeat, as one of them will drop the Freckles eventually. Then wear them and defeat the Boss Hall Monitor as normal while wearing them, and this trophy is yours.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
This can be done early on. After starting the game and, well, gaining access to your own bathroom, head inside and interact with the toilet, completing the little quick time event in order to take a shit, then interact with it again to collect the poop. After, in any battle, choose to throw it at an enemy and boom, trophy for you. Now go wash your hands, that's nasty!

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Mr. Slave can be unlocked as a summon by collecting his vibrating package from the post office by walking behind the counter to pick it up. After delivering it to him, you unlock the Rawhide Whip to summon him with, and he becomes your friend. Much later in the game, near the end, you have to enter Mr. Slave. During any battle while inside of him, summon him for this trophy.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Not long after you can gain access to the church, you can receive a mission to, well, find Jesus, and he's inside the church, giggling. When you find him, you complete the mission, gain a new friend, and gain the ability to use Jesus as a summon. You have to be playing as a Jew when you find Jesus in order to unlock this, so either pick Jew for the long run, or quickly make a separate save in order to knock this out asap.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Pretty self-explanatory. Most can be opened easily, but a few require some keys or other ways to get in. Regardless, open all of them for your trophy.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.
Simply put, don't sell any items until after you've completed the game. The game enters free-roam once you defeat Kenny at the end of the game, so after you defeat him (or her?) you can sell all of your junk. Why? Check down below and read Junk Peddler.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You can obtain the Hoff nose from Tom's Rhinoplasty for $175. Make sure you keep this equipped when you face Kenny for the trophy!

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.
It's highly recommended to use Cup-A-Fart to ensure your farts hit these people, just to be safe. The 4 people you have to fart on are the following:
Mayor - City Hall
Father Maxxi - On a bench near City Hall
Principal Vic - Community Center after you've made enough story progress
Prime Minister of Canada - Found in a cave, you have to fart on him before you talk to him or else you'll never be able to get this trophy
After farting on all of them, this trophy is yours.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Either let Jimmy use his Brown Note when you're battling him, or continue to consume mana potions until your mana bar overflows and you shit yourself.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
After picking your name when meeting Cartman, he will instead just call you Douchebag. You have the option to deny it, but it doesn't matter as he and the rest of the cast will still refer to you as Douchebag. So, instead of saying no when he asks if your name is Douchebag, just say yes and this one is all yours.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
After gaining the ability to become a gnome, simply look for a dog and fart on it. Easy peasy.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
There's a few spots to do this during certain areas, where an explosion can knock out a few enemies instantly if they're caught in it, skipping the battles entirely. If you manage to knock out at least 3 enemies like this with one fart, you're golden.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Before facing Kenny, make sure to wear the girl disguise so you can earn this trophy!

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.
This is easily done once you've reached the end of the game, probably better to try it in postgame when you have instant access to everyone. Simply get close to a buddy and fart on him. Repeat with every buddy and you're all set. Just remember, don't fart on their balls.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
When an enemy is channeling an attack, taking one turn or so to charge it up, you can stop them by throwing a fart at them. Do this 5 times over the course of the game and you'll have this trophy.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
The goatee is in Cartman's bedroom, inside a dresser. The bald cap is inside Romper Stomper's call in the police station, requiring you to go to the 2nd floor, enter a vent, go to the locker room, get the jail cell key, then unlock his cell and loot the bag within. Equip them both before you go to Kenny's house during the Calling Banners quest to recruit Tweak.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You can only obtain Dire AIDS from facing Dire enemies while in Canada. Once you have it, don't get it cured and face Kenny while you have it. When you defeat Kenny, you'll get this trophy as long as you don't cure your Dire AIDS.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
During the segment where the Underpants Gnomes shrink you and you're chasing them, you have to go through your house as, uh, your parents wind up having sex, and their moans echos throughout as you travel. Eventually, you wind up coming out on the vanity, in full view of your parents having sex. And then you just have to... sit and watch for the next 60 seconds until this trophy pops. Got it? Good, now let's finish this section up before it gets more awkward.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Pretty easy, just make sure you successfully block every attack in any battle outside the tutorial. You'll get this in no time.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
After defeating enemies, they'll be knocked out on the field and you can loot them for money and items. And you can fart on them. Doing this to 10 different enemies will grant you this trophy.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
See No Child Left Behind before attempting this one.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
If your buddy gets knocked out, that's fine, but make sure that they're alive again before you finish the battle or this becomes impossible to obtain. As long as you don't let a battle end while a buddy is knocked out, you'll obtain this after defeating Kenny.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
See Chinpokolypse.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
See Chinpokolypse.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
For the sake of not missing a single one, I'm going to link a helpful video to help you out (Credit to PS4Trophies)


Daddy Issues You befriended your father.
Speak to your father after getting at least 50 friends or more and he'll also send you a friend request, netting you this trophy.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.
See More Popular Than John Lennon.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.
I'll do the same thing I did above and just link a helpful video instead (Credit to PS4Trophies):


Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.
Save this until after you've received For the Hoarder so that you don't miss the trophy. Plus, by that point you should have a lot of junk items, so you can sell them all in one big swoop and get a lot of money, potentially, as you start getting ready to grind for more money to buy more clothing and weapons.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Story related, can't be missed, and if done with the other trophies involving defeating Kenny with certain things, they will all stack and unlock at once.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Cartman has an attack where he attacks enemies using his ass. I think you can see where this is going from here.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.
Just keep farting on people and you'll eventually get this in no time.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.
Same premise as Canadian Handshake except the target is animals, not people.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Similar in concept to Irritable Bowels but it's not limited to only being in boss battles.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.
See Clothes Whore.

Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.
Self explanatory, you just have to keep on buying clothes from every available source. I did a lot of money farming from Canada for the final bit of buying things, so if that helps, definitely try going there for your money grinding at the end.

Too Far You've farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
After the Unplanned Parenthood building gets assaulted by SWAT and Nazi Zombie fetuses, you'll have to fight your way out. After killing one, fart on its corpse outside of battle for this trophy. Sick.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You can't befriend the crab person without the Nagasaki Fart, which you acquire during your trip to Canada. As for the gnomes, you can do a quest after your underpants gnome encounter during the 2nd night and after completing it, you'll befriend the gnomes. Do these and you're all set.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Pretty self-explanatory, you'll be doing a ton of attacking throughout your quest, and you'll easily reach more than 100 before you know it.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Similar to Weapon Proficiency.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
When Kenny dies, he leaves the battle briefly before coming back. Without enough patience, you could knock this out in only a few battles, but best to save this for after you've beaten the game so you don't accidentally lose the chance to get No Child Left Behind.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
As you level up, you can unlock abilities that can be enhanced as you gain more levels. Simply max one of them out and you're all set.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.
Will be easily done while you're grinding money to buy all of the weapons and clothing in the game.

Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Self-explanatory, just check every vendor you can find and buy everything you can possibly buy. And be careful when you're in areas you'll never return to, like the alien ship. Make sure you search everywhere so you don't miss certain things.

And that's all for this trophy guide. I hope it helps you get one step closer to another platinum, so best of luck out there, Douchebag! I'll see you again soon!

*This game took me a total of 1 year and 8 months to complete, following a hiatus from the game after watching/helping my sister play and finish it before I did. My first trophy was "Acceptance" which was achieved on March 11th, 2014 at 3:40 PM. My final trophy was "Full Arsenal" which was achieved on December 1st, 2015 at 2:03 AM, along with the platinum, "South Park: The Stick of Truth Platinum Trophy." This platinum trophy is the 28th platinum trophy I have received.*

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