So yeah, big warning aside, I take a lot of dumb and silly pictures in Smash Bros., because when I play I pause a lot to get silly pictures to show friends and laugh at. As I stated, the ones that look really bad won't be placed here, but my language will be colorful and crude. As I said, if you're a younger viewer, or if stuff like this might upset you, please do not keep reading. In a way, this is kind of a test, to see how a blog post would work if I used my normal way of typing, mixed with my twisted sense of humor. It could be a one-off, but if this one is liked enough, maybe I'll mix "professional" typing with silly humor bits. I don't know. But until then, here are my snapshots from my many battles in Smash for almost 2 full years now. I hope you enjoy them and I hope you get some laughs out of it, like I tend to do! :D
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| I feel ya, Pac-Man. I have those days, too, where I know good food is being made, so I just sit there like, "FEED ME!" |
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| And as we see here, Donkey Kong looks very confused as to what just happened, as if the fire hydrant through his arm wasn't a big enough clue xD |
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| The real reason Ganondorf has that glowing wound? He has some wicked chest lasers, that's why. |
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| Yeah, Dedede, I know, I'm tired of all of those fucking dank Sanic memes myself xD |
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| Luigi tries to give Bowser a high-five, but it looks like poor Duck Hunt can't carry him much longer. |
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| Despite his ankle being chewed by Duck Hunt, Little Mac still strives to have that roasted duck for dinner. |
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| Nobody in the world could ever resist doing this Ganondorf taunt, then taking a picture to have an "Over 9000!" joke, not even me xD |
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| To those of you wondering why Pikmin has no super Pikmin that can do everything, here's why. It's a nightmare O-O; |
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| Lucario saw a bug on Fox's arm, so he's trying to make Fox hold still so that he can slap it off of him. |
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| After being tongue-stabbed by Yoshi, Fox took a moment to look over his life choices up to that point. |
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| Meanwhile, Robin accidentally stabs himself with his Levin Sword as he dodges. Poor Robin, he needs that brain of his to be a master tactician for Chrom. |
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| In order to improve his Jump Monado Art, Shulk uses Fox as a trampoline. Will it work? Who knows! OwO |
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| After all the years of med school, Dr. Mario knew that all of his skills would be put to the test as he tries to do an examination on a Bullet Bill. |
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| Self-insert! But nah, my Mii just happened to pop up as Villager was moving through the buildings on the Tomodachi Life stage. |
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| When Lucas asked Shulk for a hair-cut, this is the last thing he was expecting to happen xD |
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| As Shulk swung around his Monado, he accidentally got it stuck in Palutena's breasts... and probably her heart, too.. Yeah she should probably go see Dr. Mario now xD |
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| Shulk decides to help Luigi gain more confidence by enhancing his.... well.. I don't think I need to say it, you can see it from this angle xD |
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| Little does Shulk know, this Wario is just a fake that's gonna pop like a balloon once he stabs it. |
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| Duck Hunt is terrified of Dr. Mario's sudden hand-enlargement, but his duck buddy seems to be intrigued by it. |
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| And here we have Yoshi, who seems to have a serious case of a stuffy nose. Seriously, look how droopy it is now xD He could pass as a distant cousin of Squidward. |
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| Donkey Kong just wants to be fabulous xD |
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| *puts on sunglasses* DAT BOOTY THO! |
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| Shulk finds the real Wario after that balloon incident, and teaches Wario a lesson he won't forget any time soon. Ouch.. |
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| Ness looks surprised, and rightfully so, it looks like Mr. Game & Watch is about to blow his mind! |
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| This right here is the result of Yoshi taking one of Cranky Kong's potions. It was meant to make him huge but it went horribly wrong... |
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| Wario farted so hard, it caused a huge shock wave in his immediate surrounding xD |
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| Mewtwo does what many people only dream of being able to do: he caught the booty. |
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| Bowser Jr. desperately tries to escape his Clown Car and change his fate, but the Clown Car just looks unamused. |
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| And thus Wario ascended to the heavens. |
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| Sonic displays his hidden talent of having another mouth. If it was open, he would probably look like something straight out of a horror movie, like one of those monsters with like 4 rows of teeth.. *shudders* (But really, this is just a glitch that happens when Sonic does a moving dodge on the ground. It's kinda funny honestly xD) |
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| Wario's bike has a malfunction and Little Mac decides it's time to show off his sick moves! |
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| The real question is, why did Yoshi's face become so huge as he thrusts it forward to do a Smash Attack? |
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| Lucas gains power so immense it makes Ryu scared of what's about to happen to him. Seriously, look at him flinching! |
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| Thanks to Mega Man, Ludwig's Clown Car now actually looks like a clown... ya know, until the Crash Bomber explodes. |
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| After being intercepted by Fox and about to be thrown, Captain Falcon realizes that his speed means nothing if he can be grabbed and tossed away. |
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| RAWR!! |
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| Link, I have one question for you... WHAT ARE THOOOSSSEEEEE!? xD (I'm sorry, I had to. This glitch has happened to me only twice, and seeing Link's boots twist and contort is just so fucking funny xD) |
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| To really ensure she could challenge her fate, Lucina holds Shulk's arm so he can't escape from her Shield Breaker. |
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| Much as Fox did once, King Dedede knows that things are about to change in his life, starting now. |
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| Captain Falcon saw DK be fabulous once, so now he wanted to jump on the bandwagon. |
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| O.O |
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| At that moment, Ganondorf had PTSD flashbacks to a different incarnation of himself, remembering the time that Toon Link thrust the Master Sword through his skull. |
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| Looks like Ganondorf is blasting off again!! |
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| I don't even think Yoshi knows what's going on anymore, seriously, look at him shrugging. |
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| Pit's only job in life was to ensure that the dab is never forgotten and desperately tries to keep it alive. |
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| Captain Falcon ends Olimar's horrific nightmare, as his Pikmin are merging again. So as a fellow Captain, Falcon decides to personally send Olimar back into space with a very powerful kick. |
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| Little Mac x Toad confirmed! |
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| "I'm so smug cause I used to be top tier, but then the patches happened... But I'm still a strong and awesome character, bitch!" |
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| I think Captain Falcon just wants to play some tennis, ya know, try out some new sports besides racing. |
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| DAT ASS! |
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| Zero Suit Samus reveals her Luigi Gun, her newest Chozo Weapon. |
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| HHHAAAAAAAAIIIIIII GUYYYYYYYYYSSSSS!!! |
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| Yoshi, are you hiding something in your nose!? Look how droopy it is again! |
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| Zero Suit Samus just wants to remind everyone that she is stronger than Rosalina, so she stomped on her back. Luma doesn't seem to care. |
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| "No, stop! Get that bowling ball away from me! That thing is scary!" |
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| Link, again.. WHAT ARE THOOOSSEEEEEE!? xD |
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